It's pointless to tell you anything about me. Would probably be more productive to give you a warning before getting to know me. Don't ever ignore me. Don't ever mention any Asian stereotypes around me. If I get really attached to you, you will have my unrivalled loyalty. However, with that loyalty comes an increase in my paranoia (especially if you get any new bestfriends after me). Most important of all... don't ever, anger me... trust me, you won't like me when I'm mad.
Ok, I got nothing more to say for now. You want to know more about me, just talk to me.